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Thank you for that. Just time for a quick fire round. I will read you various newspaper headlines and I want you to be quicker than a Northern Irland fan leaving Luxenburg.

"The Magnificent Six"   --   Cowboy made redundant.

"Paisley Junior Tops Expenses"   --   That's my boy.

"I Want Your Baby"   --   Buy me dinner first.

"Pensioner Who Punched Dog Jailed"   --   Now he's someone's bitch.

"Parking Ticket for Dead Man"   --   Unusual wreath for a traffic warden's funeral.

Traffic warden in the audience, ...?

"Thirty Kilos of Cocaine in Baby Bump"   --   They're gonna call it a charity.

That's it. That's the end of the show. Please show your appreciation to our panel, Colin Murphy, Mark Steel, Jake O'Kane and Neil Delamere. ... I'm Tim McGarry. Until next week, don't blame yourself, blame each other. Good-bye.

(Source: http://www.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/series/blame blame_20130921-1232a.mp3, 24:47 - 26:42)